Can't think of a better way to package it, unless I 1) write a package for all major distros (ew) or 2) bundle it inside an npm or python package, which is confusing and stupid. Would have been able to package as a single jar with resources, but corenlp's MaxentTagger requires a physical filepath to initialize because scientists love making programmers cry. I could patch it, but I don't want to get into that right now.